Anonymous asked: Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

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montereybayaquarium:

Just in time for #EarthDay: orcas create a misty ❤ over Monterey Bay. See it? What are all the ways you  oceans on this special day? We’d love to know! (Thanks Giancarlo Thomae for the great photo)

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i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought
no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.
(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)
Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god
this is adorable

I’m American
and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

i-only-date-super-villains:

c0nundrummer:

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

titangroupie:

walkingsaladshooterfromheaven:

zeeevah:

oodmoodfood:

personifiedrandomness:

fabled-foreigntongues:

wtfuckyou:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

i’m suffering

brilliant

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

I’m American

and I get this 

I love this so much but I love the comments more

dedalvs:

pumpkinskull:

destopianfuture:

portmanteaurian:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

this is the most aggressively misleading graph i have ever seen and i have seen some really fucking sneaky graphs

what the actual fuck

i was really confused for a minute this is amazing

That y-axis, though…

dedalvs:

pumpkinskull:

destopianfuture:

portmanteaurian:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

this is the most aggressively misleading graph i have ever seen and i have seen some really fucking sneaky graphs

what the actual fuck

i was really confused for a minute this is amazing

That y-axis, though…

happy-bd-em:

 

Happy 55th Birthday, Emma Thompson (April 15th, 1959)

"Maybe I don’t take myself so seriously any more. And I don’t care how I’m judged. I’m past all that."

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